Dear Hypothetical 7,
If the sky isn't really blue, how can I trust anything the nice lady on television says?
Zeke, age 6
Dear Zeke, age 6,
Son, it's about time for you to strike out on your own, and learn the lessons life has to offer. Here's a bus ticket, and here's a backpack full of Pop-Tarts.
Write when you get a chance, or when someone gives you his leftover time at an internet cafe,
H7
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Dear Hypothetical 7,
Lately, it seems like all I do is play video games. How can I develop a more well-rounded life, and clear up my skin?
Signed,
In Mom's Basement
Dear IMB,
The first thing we'd suggest is coming to an improv show! Improv has been proven to stimulate the mind, as well as shedding the excess skin cells that clog your pores. You'll notice results as early as thirty seconds into the first act, and by intermission, you might just be attractive enough to score a date with that cutie in the second row.
H7
